it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my…
チキンラーメンCM 「かまたまの歌 篇」 30秒 / 新垣結衣 (by 日清食品グループ公式チャンネル)
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
*sees a cat*
me: holy shit
[puts hand on character’s shoulder] i wouldn’t be who i am today without you